George W. Bush Not Attending RNC

Former president George W. Bush declined an invitation to attend next month’s Republican National Convention in Tampa, FL. What do you think?

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  “Probably for the best. I imagine his elocution’s a bit rusty.”

  Pete Noback –
  Yeast Washer

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  “What a moron. I bet they would have comped his drinks and everything.”

  Sarah Rhem –
  Unemployed

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  “I guess he realized politics just wasn’t for him.”

  Fabio Morales –
  Foam Rubber Fabricator