George W. Bush Undergoes Heart Surgery

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 49•32 Aug 7, 2013

Following the discovery of a blockage in one of George W. Bush’s arteries during his annual physical, doctors performed successful heart surgery on the former president Monday, inserting a stent to hold open his clogged blood vessel. What do you think?

  • “I hope he’s well enough to return to painting soon.”

    Cullen Fife –
    Acid Purifier

  • “I hope whoever performed the surgery made it fun and pretended they were torturing him for nuclear codes the whole time.”

    Leigh Marcil –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Annual physical? Pardon me, Mr. Rockefeller.”

    Buzz Sperry –
    Balloon Manufacturer