German Thieves Steal 5.5 Tons Of Nutella

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 49•15 • Apr 10, 2013

Thieves in the town Bad Hersfeld, Germany stole five and a half tons of the chocolate-hazelnut spread Nutella from a parked semi truck trailer, a heist valued at over $20,000. What do you think?

“I love Nutella as much as anyone, but I can’t imagine myself ever stealing more than a ton of it.”
Trudy Haack –
Garment Inspector
“Boy, it’s going to be impossible to launder all that Nutella.”
Keith Melazzo –
Projectionist
“Yet another stain on the Fatherland.”
Falco Bachmeier –
Crop Scientist

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