German Thieves Steal 5.5 Tons Of Nutella

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 49•15 Apr 10, 2013

Thieves in the town Bad Hersfeld, Germany stole five and a half tons of the chocolate-hazelnut spread Nutella from a parked semi truck trailer, a heist valued at over $20,000. What do you think?

  • “I love Nutella as much as anyone, but I can’t imagine myself ever stealing more than a ton of it.”

    Trudy Haack –
    Garment Inspector

  • “Boy, it’s going to be impossible to launder all that Nutella.”

    Keith Melazzo –
    Projectionist

  • “Yet another stain on the Fatherland.”

    Falco Bachmeier –
    Crop Scientist