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Dozens Of Glowing Exit Signs Mercilessly Taunt Multiplex Employee
02.07.01 | ISSUE 37•04
Janice To Register Three; Janice To Register Three
01.31.01 | ISSUE 37•03
Winner Didn't Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest
01.24.01 | ISSUE 37•02
Mars Lander Staggers Into NASA Headquarters Drunk, Broke
02.09.00 | ISSUE 36•04
Alpha Male Marries Tri-Delta Female
09.26.02 | ISSUE 38•35
Area Senior Up For Some Boggle
12.06.00 | ISSUE 36•44
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