CorrectionsOpinion Sep 14, 2011

The Onion apologizes for running a hand-drawn image of Mitt Romney eating eggs at a New Hampshire diner yesterday, but those vultures at Getty wanted $49.

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We're So Sorry

The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.

Homegrown Terrorism

The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.

You Were Right

After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.