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    Giancarlo Stanton Practicing Line Drives So He Doesn't Activate That Stupid Marlin Statue Thing

    Photo Finish • sports • Baseball • ISSUE 48•16 • Apr 14, 2012
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    Giancarlo Stanton Practicing Line Drives So He Doesn't Activate That Stupid Marlin Statue Thing
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