Gingrich Announces Candidacy
Former House speaker Newt Gingrich is announcing he will run for president in 2012. What do you think?
“Oh, that probably means he’s also in the market for a new wife. It’d be great if you could put a good word in for me. I’m disease free.”
Lacey Hicks –
“They're going to have a hard time filling his position as Liberty University's Dean of Rapacious Self-Indulgence.”
Chris Barrow –
“Now I finally know what he was getting at all those times over the past few months when he talked about running for president.”
Sam Demps –