American Voices

Gingrich Announces Candidacy

May 11, 2011 | ISSUE 47•19

Former House speaker Newt Gingrich is announcing he will run for president in 2012. What do you think?

  • Oh, that probably means he’s also in the market for a new wife. It’d be great if you could put a good word in for me. I’m disease free.

    Lacey Hicks
    Bell Captain

  • They're going to have a hard time filling his position as Liberty University's Dean of Rapacious Self-Indulgence.

    Chris Barrow
    Systems Analyst

  • Now I finally know what he was getting at all those times over the past few months when he talked about running for president.

    Sam Demps
    Looper

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