American Voices

GM Closing Hummer

February 26, 2010 | ISSUE 46•08

After a takeover deal with a Chinese manufacturer fell through, General Motors announced that it would shut down its Hummer line. What do you think?

  • Since it’s presumably going under, I'm visiting my local Hummer dealership to see what kind of a deal I can get on the inflatable dancing man they have out by the road."

    Elizabeth Bondurant
    Systems Analyst

  • Now what are we supposed to drive through the deserts of countries with which we are at war? Or to J. Crew?"

    Richard Boyd
    Tradeshow Sales Manager

  • They can't take away the one you've already got, right? Especially if you're kind of living in it?"

    Devon Little
    Marketing Consutlant

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