God Told Roberts To Quit University

American Voiceseducation ISSUE 43•49 Dec 5, 2007

Amidst charges of mishandling resources, Richard Roberts resigned from his post as president of the debt-saddled Oral Roberts University, saying God told him to step down. What do you think?

  • “Well now I'm confused, because over Thanksgiving God told me Roberts is full of shit.”

    Bekkah Potter –
    Bartender

  • “This would be a commendable move if God hadn't been seen driving around in that brand new Maserati.”

    Ray Bayne –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Looks like Roberts is applying the Christian ideal of apologizing and walking away once the shit has hit the fan.”

    Alberto Rosa –
    Furniture Assembler

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