Last week The Onion reported that no one attended Eli O'Neal's going away party, when in reality we meant funeral, which was, at the time, too sad to print. The Onion regrets the error. Oh man. Eli. Why?
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.