0Last week The Onion reported that no one attended Eli O'Neal's going away party, when in reality we meant funeral, which was, at the time, too sad to print. The Onion regrets the error. Oh man. Eli. Why?
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Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
Treasure Map
In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.
