December 15, 2004
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Outgoing HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson Caught With Briefcase Full Of Flu Vaccine
12.22.04 | ISSUE 40•51
Rommel, Hummel Dominate Parents' Christmas List
12.15.04 | ISSUE 40•50
Bollywood Remake Of Fahrenheit 9/11 Criticizes Bush Administration Through Show-Stopping Musical Numbers
12.08.04 | ISSUE 40•49
Monster Truck Escapes
12.17.96 | ISSUE 30•19
Baseball Season Rumored To Be Underway
05.14.97 | ISSUE 31•18
Standard Deviation Not Enough For Perverted Statistician
07.26.00 | ISSUE 36•25
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