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    Golf & Leisure

    Slideshow • golf • ISSUE 45•33 • Aug 11, 2009
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    • Tiger Woods Putts Baby Into Diaper

      ORLANDO, FL—Tiger Woods added yet another accomplishment to his already outstanding résumé Sunday when the 13-time major winner successfully putted his baby daughter, five-month-old Sam Alexis Woods, into a fresh Huggies...
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    • 180 Trillion Leisure Hours Lost To Work Last Year

      BOSTON—According to a report released Monday by Boston University's School of Lifestyle Management, more than 180 trillion leisure hours were lost to work in 2004.
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    • 2009 Masters Winner Also Given Matching Green Pants

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    • Area Man's Quirky Hobby Kills 27

      NIPPERSINK, MI—Friends and neighbors of Matthew Malbert could hardly believe their eyes when they learned of this local character's offbeat pastime.
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    • 'Inside The Golf Bag' Best Title Ernie Els Could Think Of For Autobiography

      WENTWORTH, ENGLAND—PGA Tour veteran Ernie Els announced Tuesday that he had settled on the title Inside The Golf Bag for his...
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    • Rich Guy Wins Yacht Race

      NEWPORT, RI–Some rich guy came in first Monday in that big, famous yacht race held every year at the Newport Yacht Club, a big, fancy yacht place with "a whole lot of really expensive-looking boats and shit," sources reported.
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    • Nintendo Releases 'Phil Mickelson's Wacky Left-Handed Golf Tour'

      NEW YORK—During a live demonstration at Nintendo's flagship Manhattan store Tuesday, company CEO Satoru Iwata debuted the company's new Phil...
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    • Ping-Pong Somehow Elicits Macho Posturing

      APPLETON, WI–The non-macho game of table tennis, popularly known as "ping-pong" for the bouncy little sound the ball makes, has somehow elicited tough-guy posturing and braggadocio from Appleton resident Tim Bergkamp, sources close to the 27-year-old revealed Monday.
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    • Underdog Comes Out Of Nowhere To Lose To Tiger Woods

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    • Man In Inner Tube Completes First Lazy Transatlantic Journey

      LA ROCHELLE, FRANCE—"You just have to go with the flow," said the epic hero, who navigated and survived the 3,012 nautical mile journey with nonchalance and snacks.
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