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    Letters To The Editor • Opinion • ISSUE 49•18 • May 4, 2013
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    Dear The Onion,

    Thanks for listing the price of ground chuck every day. When it goes above $3.45/lb., I don’t have ground chuck that night.

    Dave Hover, Burnsville, MN

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