News in Brief

Goodwill Employees Shaken By Gigantic Pants

June 7, 2000 | ISSUE 36•21

LUBBOCK, TX–Goodwill workers Pam Stearns and Lydia Rutt were severely shaken by a pair of mammoth men's pants retrieved from the store's donation bin Monday. "At first, I thought it was some sort of denim tent or tarp," a still-rattled Stearns said. "But then, as Lydia started to unfold it, I slowly began to realize that I was looking at a pair of human pants." The colossal trousers are now on display in the employee break room.

The Onion

[x] Click to close

© Copyright 2012, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.