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Google Asks NSA For Security Help

February 12, 2010 | ISSUE 46•06

In light of recent hacking attacks, search engine leviathan Google has asked the National Security Agency for help securing its network. What do you think?

  • And in return Google can help the NSA do something funny with its website logo each day."

    Kerrin Shea
    Systems Analyst

  • Given the NSA's impressive record, they should be able to uncover valuable intelligence to help protect Google at least several months after a catastrophic attack on the company."

    Gareth Wembley
    Rim-Turning Finisher

  • I'll come clean, before this becomes a huge problem. I confess to visiting the SuicideGirls website on my church's computer."

    Niles Ebbets
    Unemployed

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