American Voices

Google Losing Steam

March 2, 2006 | ISSUE 42•09

Google recently suffered a 13% percent drop in stock price, the sharpest drop in the history of the company. What do you think?

  • I foresaw the company's imminent collapse when I searched for 'Dakota Fanning nude' and only got 673 hits.

    Greg O’Neill
    Receptionist

  • Maybe if they didn't spend all their money revamping the logo for every obscure holiday, they wouldn't be in this mess.

    Bob Nouveau
    Jewelers Apprentice

  • This surely proves what I’ve been saying all along about the Internet being a passing fad.

    Kate Carolan
    Seamstress

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