Google To Open Retail Stores

Sources are reporting that Google will open a chain of brick-and-mortar stores throughout North America to sell the company’s tech products, with several flagship locations opening in major metropolitan areas in time for this year’s holiday season. What do you think?

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  “They’ll do fine. The Dress Barn started out as a search engine too, and now look at them.”

  James Frakes –
  Drapery Cutter

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  “I hope their signs out front change every day.”

  Philip Dorn –
  Meat Grader

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  “Google better knock this one out of the park. Otherwise, they’re fucked.”

  Geri Burton –
  Systems Analyst