GOP To Spend $10 Million Reaching Out To Minorities

Following an “autopsy” of the party’s defeat in last year’s presidential election, the Republican National Committee earmarked $10 million to bring the party’s message to African-Americans, Hispanics, and Asian-Americans in cities throughout the country. What do you think?

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  “I’m not sure I like the idea of political groups spending money to influence election outcomes.”

  Georgina Federman –
  Needle Polisher

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  “The best ideas always come out of autopsies.”

  Shane Puluti –
  Hair Sample Matcher

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  “Yeah, 20 million stress balls that say ‘GOP Hearts Colored People’ ought to do it.”

  Huey Rose –
  University Dean