Government Approves Sale Of Powdered Alcohol

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 50•16 Apr 21, 2014

The U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau has approved a new product nicknamed “Palcohol,” a powdered alcohol that can be added to water to create mixed drinks or ingested by eating or snorting. What do you think?

  • “The alcohol in bottles still works pretty well, too.”

    Cynthia Postlethwaite –
    Funeral Planner

  • “Can they also make a powdered cheesesteak that I can inhale at 3 a.m.?”

    Donald Ripley –
    Unemployed

  • “Sorry, but I just don’t see people snorting things for fun.”

    Matthew Flanner –
    Application Processor

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