Government Finally Admits Existence Of Area 51

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 49•33 Aug 16, 2013

In declassified CIA documents, the government officially acknowledged for the first time ever the existence of Area 51, saying that the top-secret location in the Nevada desert was created as a testing site for the U-2 spy plane in the 1950s. What do you think?

  • “Why would they admit that?! Maybe there’s something they’re covering up!”

    F. William Beall –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I’m certain [redacted] had a good [redacted] for releasing the [redacted] at this time.”

    Danielle Szita –
    Roller Skate Tester

  • “Aha! So the U-2 spy plane is real!”

    Shane Wees –
    Animal Euthanizer