American Voices

Graduating Seniors Face Bleak Job Market

May 13, 2009 | ISSUE 45•20

With the country in the grips of a deep recession, college students will be graduating in a bad job market. What do you think?

  • Yeah? Well, just tell them to stay away from my job. Hey, do you like men's suits? Two-for-one, today only!

    Dana Roren
    Sandwich Board Person

  • My son should be okay, as 91% of DeVry alums find positions in their chosen career fields within six months of graduating.

    Frank Bruckner
    Bathtub Fabricator

  • Just goes to show you that a good education is no substitute for a well connected father.

    Daniel Edelston
    Systems Analyst

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