Graduating Seniors Face Bleak Job Market

American Voiceseducationbusiness ISSUE 45•20 May 13, 2009

With the country in the grips of a deep recession, college students will be graduating in a bad job market. What do you think?

  • “Yeah? Well, just tell them to stay away from my job. Hey, do you like men's suits? Two-for-one, today only!”

    Dana Roren –
    Sandwich Board Person

  • “My son should be okay, as 91% of DeVry alums find positions in their chosen career fields within six months of graduating.”

    Frank Bruckner –
    Bathtub Fabricator

  • “Just goes to show you that a good education is no substitute for a well connected father.”

    Daniel Edelston –
    Systems Analyst

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