Graduating Seniors Face Bleak Job Market

With the country in the grips of a deep recession, college students will be graduating in a bad job market. What do you think?

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  “Yeah? Well, just tell them to stay away from my job. Hey, do you like men's suits? Two-for-one, today only!”

  Dana Roren –
  Sandwich Board Person

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  “My son should be okay, as 91% of DeVry alums find positions in their chosen career fields within six months of graduating.”

  Frank Bruckner –
  Bathtub Fabricator

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  “Just goes to show you that a good education is no substitute for a well connected father.”

  Daniel Edelston –
  Systems Analyst