Greenhouse Gases Worse Than Worst Prediction

Global greenhouse gas emissions saw their biggest single-year jump ever between 2009 and 2010, exceeding worst-case scenario projections with an increase of 564 million tons. What do you think?

  • “If only scientists had made more pessimistic predictions, then this would be good news.”

    Louis Rosher –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Oh, man, since everyone was wrong, then the pot for the next round of greenhouse predictions is going to be huge!”

    Alice DeVinna –
    Strong-Nitric Operator

  • “Well, hopefully that will light a fire under science’s ass to step up the development of human gills.”

    Dennis Struss –
    Box Bender

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