American Voices

Greenspan Retiring

January 5, 2006 | ISSUE 42•01

After 18 years of service, Alan Greenspan is retiring as chairman of the Federal Reserve at the age of 79. What do you think?

  • He's irreplaceable. This Bernanke guy may be an anti-inflation fiscal conservative, but you just can't run the Fed if you've never screwed Ayn Rand.

    Francis Englund
    Programmer

  • I guess the crash-and-burn lifestyle of a 'chairman of the Federal Reserve' finally caught up with the guy.

    William Oberst
    Barrister

  • Wow. He's quitting at the same time as the American economy.

    Lily Putnam
    Nurse

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