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Ground-Beef Recall

October 11, 2006 | ISSUE 42•41

More than 5000 pounds of Iowan ground beef was recalled due to suspicions of an E. coli contamination. What to you think?

  • All this E. coli talk makes me wonder if I should stop eating lunch while on the toilet.

    Miriam Stollman
    Systems Analyst

  • I'm sorry, but I just can't live my life worrying about every pound of raw meat I consume.

    Skip Tailor
    Pool Cleaner

  • That’s it. I’m just eating high-fructose corn syrup from now on.

    Phillip Alveda
    Mechanic

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