MISSION HILLS, KS–A group of 16-year-old girls skillfully redirected the amorous advances of fellow teen Michael Weigand toward Aimee Collinsworth, the least attractive member of the group, during an encounter at the Southdale Mall food court Monday. "Mike wasn't cute at all," said Wendy Broward following the incident. "But I thought maybe Aimee would like him. Thank God she was there to keep that dork away from the rest of us."
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