Group Shows DNA Evidence, HD Video Of Bigfoot

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 49•40 Oct 4, 2013

A group of scientists known as the Sasquatch Genome Project unveiled the findings of a five-year, $500,000 study claiming they sequenced Bigfoot’s unique DNA and unveiling high-definition videos, photos, and thermal images of what they say are sasquatches in the wild. What do you think?

  • “Cool! Let’s kill them!”

    Oliver Beers –
    Latex Inspector

  • “Another costly, pointless study proving something we already knew.”

    Helen French –
    Chalkboard Maker

  • “Imagine their embarrassment if it turned out to be a plain old yeti this whole time.”

    Diego Rogers –
    Police Negotiator