• Aries the heavenly spheres
    influence your pale wan soul
    to eat fatty snacks
  • Taurus the cell phone yet rings
    though an angered motorist
    jams it in your skull
  • Gemini it is not your fault
    when your tortured broken heart
    spatters pallbearers
  • Cancer the pale morning mist
    reveals your prints on the fat
    dead prostitute's ass
  • Leo in my restaurant–
    aren't you funny, mister
    that-wasn't-chicken?
  • Virgo the insouciant
    mosquito tickles my ear
    goddamn mosquitoes
  • Libra the boss' young wife
    what a triumph!–but, oh, crap
    all over her thigh
  • Scorpio an office stapler
    the wrong tool for seppuku
    don't let that stop you
  • Sagittarius mr. matthau and
    ragtag gang of lost children
    could never beat us
  • Capricorn five syllables, then
    seven, then five syllables
    blah blah fucking blah
  • Aquarius what were you thinking
    dumbass atom-bomb-dropping
    white motherfuckers?
  • Pisces you will never reach
    perfection in your stagnant
    culture, O round-eyes