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    Hair

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•06 • Feb 18, 2008
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    • Area Woman's Entire Day Ruined By Bangs

      ROCKLAND, DE—Gels, sprays, and pomades all failed to save 26-year-old Heather Telford from a day of pure hell.
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    • Potential Baldness Cure Leads Man To Reverse Position On Stem-Cell Research

      CHARLOTTE, NC—Recent news of a potential cure for baldness has prompted area resident Chuck Tell to change his views on stem-cell research.
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    • Hair Salon Acquires Rare Nagel Print

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    • Cheney Returns To U.S. With Full Head Of Thick, Wavy Hair

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    • Area Stylist Would Love To Do Julia Roberts' Hair

      BURWELL, NE–Local hair stylist Pam Nowicki would love to do Julia Roberts' hair, Nowicki announced Monday at the Mane Attraction Beauty Salon in downtown Burwell.
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    • Pantene Introduces New Behavioral Conditioner

      CINCINNATI—The new conditioner will wash and condition your brain, regulating social behaviors for a glamorous new you.
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    • Thirtysomething Scientists Unveil Doomsday Clock Of Hair Loss

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    • Area Man Just Wants Regular Haircut Without All The Frou-Frou

      GLENDALE, AZ–Retired building contractor Bud Easler, 67, who ordinarily patronizes Vic's Barbershop, informed Studio Quest hairstylist Gina Nardo Sunday that he just wants "a regular haircut, without all the frou-frou."
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    • Magic Ponytail Moves On After Bestowing Boon Of Youth On Area 54-Year-Old

      ANN ARBOR, MI—A magic ponytail departed the head of area mortgage-loan underwriter Art Kauske Friday, marking the end of a successful eight-month-long process of social and sexual rejuvenation for the 54-year-old.
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    • Robin Williams Body-Hair-Mowing Project Enters Third Week

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