Halloween Restrictions Against Sex Offenders Blocked

American Voices • Entertainment • holidays • ISSUE 44•44 • Oct 31, 2008

Parts of a Missouri law requiring sex offenders to remain inside with the lights out on Halloween night were rejected by a judge as unenforceable. What do you think?

“Okay, but during the parade, they ought to stay squarely inside the sex offenders' float.”
Penny Adler –
Systems Analyst
“As a registered sex offender, I can assure you that I spend most of my time inside with the lights out anyway.”
Oscar Souble –
Claims Adjuster
“Probably because a suspiciously dark house on Halloween would attract even sexier kids.”
Glenn Bauer –
Heavy Equipment Mechanic

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