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Halloween Restrictions Against Sex Offenders Blocked

October 31, 2008 | ISSUE 44•44

Parts of a Missouri law requiring sex offenders to remain inside with the lights out on Halloween night were rejected by a judge as unenforceable. What do you think?

  • Okay, but during the parade, they ought to stay squarely inside the sex offenders' float.

    Penny Adler
    Systems Analyst

  • As a registered sex offender, I can assure you that I spend most of my time inside with the lights out anyway.

    Oscar Souble
    Claims Adjuster

  • Probably because a suspiciously dark house on Halloween would attract even sexier kids.

    Glenn Bauer
    Heavy Equipment Mechanic

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