Halloween Restrictions Against Sex Offenders Blocked

Parts of a Missouri law requiring sex offenders to remain inside with the lights out on Halloween night were rejected by a judge as unenforceable. What do you think?

  • “Okay, but during the parade, they ought to stay squarely inside the sex offenders' float.”

    Penny Adler –
    Systems Analyst

  • “As a registered sex offender, I can assure you that I spend most of my time inside with the lights out anyway.”

    Oscar Souble –
    Claims Adjuster

  • “Probably because a suspiciously dark house on Halloween would attract even sexier kids.”

    Glenn Bauer –
    Heavy Equipment Mechanic

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