Hand-Transplant Surgery
On Jan. 25, a 37-year-old New Jersey man became the first person ever to receive a hand transplant in the U.S. What do you think about this medical breakthrough?
“Speaking for my fellow torch-wielding mob members, I say we find the doctor who created this abomination and burn his castle laboratory to the ground.”
Jenny
Borgmann –
Graphic
Designer“Thanks to this miraculous medical breakthrough, soon I will finally know what it feels like to smack my son.”
Patrick Smalley –
Machinist“The doctors say if I don't find a hand donor in the next three months, I'll die.”
Isaac Zahn –
Systems Analyst“Would it be possible to get a squid tentacle instead?”
Gary Rivera –
Chemical Engineer“Now, if only modern science could develop some sort of knitted covering to slip over the newly transplanted hand to keep it warm in winter.”
Melanie Goltz –
Dance Instructor“So if you ruin your hands you can just get new ones? Wow, this year's Passion Play is gonna be the best ever.”
Omar Redfern –
Bank Teller



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