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KFC Responds To Stockpiling Trend With 576-Piece Bucket
11.07.01 | ISSUE 37•40
House Haunted By Elks Club Members
10.31.01 | ISSUE 37•39
Plant Dead Because Of You
10.24.01 | ISSUE 37•38
18,000 Sports Fans Doing Whatever Dancing Fluorescent Chicken Tells Them
02.13.02 | ISSUE 38•05
Baby-Shower Attendees Quickly Drain Box Of White Zinfandel
03.15.00 | ISSUE 36•09
Michael J. Fox Visibly Excited By Return To TV
02.01.06 | ISSUE 42•05
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