Happy New Year

American Voicesnightlifeparties ISSUE 48•01 Jan 2, 2012

  • “Can you just write that I did a drinking motion with my hand, winked, and said, 'No comment'? And can you say that you laughed?”

    Patty Schilder –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I’m not gay or anything, but I did have a celebratory smooch with the other guy stealing copper wire out of that abandoned warehouse.”

    Derek Reutershan –
    Unemployed

  • “It's 2012? Then there's still time!”

    Xavier Song –
    Photoengraver