Happy New Year

American Voices • nightlife • parties • ISSUE 48•01 • Jan 2, 2012

“Can you just write that I did a drinking motion with my hand, winked, and said, 'No comment'? And can you say that you laughed?”
Patty Schilder –
Systems Analyst
“I’m not gay or anything, but I did have a celebratory smooch with the other guy stealing copper wire out of that abandoned warehouse.”
Derek Reutershan –
Unemployed
“It's 2012? Then there's still time!”
Xavier Song –
Photoengraver

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