Hearst Corporation (HRST)

StockwatchmoneyfinanceNews ISSUE 48•18 May 1, 2012

$17.13 (+$4.18) (+12.7%) Stock prices for the publisher of the popular women's magazines Cosmopolitan and Elle rose sharply today on word the company had acquired cutting-edge nano-body-scanning technology that will now allow editors to isolate and map men's myriad erogenous zones on a subatomic level.

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