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Hefner Selling House Next To Playboy Mansion

April 1, 2009 | ISSUE 45•14

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is selling the house he owns next to the Playboy Mansion for nearly $28 Million. What do you think?

  • Good luck keeping a garden, what with all those Playboy rabbits I keep hearing about.

    Amy Seguin
    Drill Press Operator

  • That’s a bit pricey for me. I’m holding out for the trailer adjacent to Larry Flynt’s.

    Clint Opell
    Systems Analyst

  • Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but if I had $28 million to spare, I would spend it on warm clothing.

    Alex Jarreau
    Enameler

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