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Decision To Ask Out Girl Made Using 10-Sided Die
02.12.03 | ISSUE 39•05
Gondolier Ordered To Follow That Gondola
02.05.03 | ISSUE 39•04
Pete Townshend Can't Explain
01.29.03 | ISSUE 39•03
Illegal Activity Moved 32 Feet From Shore
02.24.99 | ISSUE 35•07
Obama Blasted By Cool, Refreshing Air
09.07.10 | ISSUE 46•36
Dad's Number-One Fan Also Number-One Tax Break
02.25.98 | ISSUE 33•07
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