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    Higher Education

    Slideshow • education • college • ISSUE 46•04 • Feb 2, 2010
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    • Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year

      STATE COLLEGE, PA—Kyle Norton stated that he would also forgo a winter coat and continue to don the same coffee-stained sweatshirt he has been wearing since mid-October.
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    • College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School

      COCONUT CREEK, FL—"I'm back, Bayshore High," 18-year-old Henry Doyle announced as he pulled his mother's Toyota Camry slowly into the parking lot normally reserved for faculty, emerging with a knowing grin. "Bet you never thought you'd see the likes of me again!"
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    • Mead Releases New Grad-School-Ruled Notebook

      RICHMOND, VA—Company officials say the new notebooks feature lines 3.55 millimeters apart, making them
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    • Ohio State Uses T-Shirt Blaster To Pass Out Diplomas

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    • Closing Of Homeless Shelter Leaves College-Application-Padding Students With Nowhere To Turn

      NEW YORK—The shelter provided a safe place to improve students' transcripts, allowing them to escape from the dangers of cleaning up inner-city neighborhoods.
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    • Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy

      DURHAM, NC—The brothers' laugh-a-minute economy-rebuilding plan involves bikini-clad Russian exchange students, the U.S. Senate, and a 50-gallon drum of Crisco.
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    • Heroic Computer Dies To Save World From Master's Thesis

      Professors lauded the laptop for taking the literary atrocity with it into oblivion.
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    • No One Cares About Your Girlfriend Back Home

      YOUR SCHOOL—When asked which topics they would rather hear about than your high school girlfriend, your peers cited subjects from dorm-safety to Earth Science.
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    • First Night Of Freedom Spent Alone In Dorm Room

      STATE COLLEGE, PA—Unhindered by a curfew and free from parental oversight, freshman Phil Melton, 18, spent his first night of independence Saturday inside his Pennsylvania State University dorm room and was asleep by 11:45...
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    • University Implicated In Checks-For-Degrees Scheme

      ANN ARBOR, MI—There is strong evidence suggesting that the University of Michigan granted academic degrees in exchange for hefty payments.
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