High-School Drug Testing

American Voiceseducationhigh schooldrugs ISSUE 36•29 Aug 23, 2000

A Texas high school is under fire for a plan to subject students to random drug tests. What do you think of the idea of high-school drug tests?

  • “American high schools are doing a fine job without subjecting its students to oppressive drug tests. What is this, the USFR?”

    Greg Dunnert –
    Delivery Driver

  • “We must have drug testing in schools, as our children are our greatest resource. Well, second greatest, after cobalt.”

    Rachel Kinnard –
    Teacher

  • “At least it's constitutional for Texas high-school students to pray that they pass their drug tests.”

    Vance Walker –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Isn't there some sort of medication we can prescribe kids to make them stop doing drugs?”

    Matthew Robles –
    Banker

  • “So many kids are dying from marijuana overdoses, we had to do something.”

    Linda DeMuth –
    Physical Therapist

  • “Man, if they do that, I'm gonna take so many drugs that their, like, drug machine will blow the fuck up.”

    Chad Liman –
    Student

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