American Voices

High-School Drug Testing

August 23, 2000 | ISSUE 36•29

A Texas high school is under fire for a plan to subject students to random drug tests. What do you think of the idea of high-school drug tests?

  • American high schools are doing a fine job without subjecting its students to oppressive drug tests. What is this, the USFR?

    Greg Dunnert
    Delivery Driver

  • We must have drug testing in schools, as our children are our greatest resource. Well, second greatest, after cobalt.

    Rachel Kinnard
    Teacher

  • At least it's constitutional for Texas high-school students to pray that they pass their drug tests.

    Vance Walker
    Systems Analyst

  • Isn't there some sort of medication we can prescribe kids to make them stop doing drugs?

    Matthew Robles
    Banker

  • So many kids are dying from marijuana overdoses, we had to do something.

    Linda DeMuth
    Physical Therapist

  • Man, if they do that, I'm gonna take so many drugs that their, like, drug machine will blow the fuck up.

    Chad Liman
    Student

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