High-School Drug Testing
0A Texas high school is under fire for a plan to subject students to random drug tests. What do you think of the idea of high-school drug tests?
“American high schools are doing a fine job without subjecting its students to oppressive drug tests. What is this, the USFR?”
Greg Dunnert –
Delivery Driver“We must have drug testing in schools, as our children are our greatest resource. Well, second greatest, after cobalt.”
Rachel Kinnard –
Teacher“At least it's constitutional for Texas high-school students to pray that they pass their drug tests.”
Vance Walker –
Systems Analyst“Isn't there some sort of medication we can prescribe kids to make them stop doing drugs?”
Matthew Robles –
Banker“So many kids are dying from marijuana overdoses, we had to do something.”
Linda DeMuth –
Physical Therapist“Man, if they do that, I'm gonna take so many drugs that their, like, drug machine will blow the fuck up.”
Chad Liman –
Student
