American Voices

Hillary In 2004?

January 31, 2001 | ISSUE 37•03

The 2000 presidential election is barely in the books, but talk has already turned to the possibility of Hillary Clinton making a White House run in 2004. What do you think?

  • A woman president? What if she menstruates all over some important legislation?

    Rich Durban
    Machinist

  • Hillary would make a great president. But she'd probably ask her girlfriends for advice, and I just don't trust that Sharon.

    Annette Petersen
    Homemaker

  • She's got a good shot, so long as no one blows her up, causing her faceplate to fall off and revealing the gears and diodes beneath.

    Todd Tyler
    Systems Analyst

  • Would she have female Secret Service agents? Because that'd be pretty sexy.

    Bob Houdel
    Cashier

  • No, no–you don't understand: The 19th Amendment gives women the right to vote for a president, that's all.

    Bob Van Eeghen
    Lawyer

  • We could do worse. You know, like we always have.

    Lisa Rinaldi
    Physical Therapist

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