Hillary In 2004?

The 2000 presidential election is barely in the books, but talk has already turned to the possibility of Hillary Clinton making a White House run in 2004. What do you think?

  • “A woman president? What if she menstruates all over some important legislation?”

    Rich Durban –
    Machinist

  • “Hillary would make a great president. But she'd probably ask her girlfriends for advice, and I just don't trust that Sharon.”

    Annette Petersen –
    Homemaker

  • “She's got a good shot, so long as no one blows her up, causing her faceplate to fall off and revealing the gears and diodes beneath.”

    Todd Tyler –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Would she have female Secret Service agents? Because that'd be pretty sexy.”

    Bob Houdel –
    Cashier

  • “No, no–you don't understand: The 19th Amendment gives women the right to vote for a president, that's all.”

    Bob Van Eeghen –
    Lawyer

  • “We could do worse. You know, like we always have.”

    Lisa Rinaldi –
    Physical Therapist

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