Historical Archives: A Jest For You
First Man: My brother Jeremiah believes himself to be a Chicken.
Second Man: Why do you not then take him to see the Town Physician?
First Man: Because he would be burned at the stake for Transgressions committed against GOD ALMIGHTY and NATURE. Also, we rather need the Eggs.
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