American Voices

HMOs And Birth Control

August 26, 1998 | ISSUE 34•04

HMOs do not cover birth control, a fact that has angered many people in light of HMOs' coverage of Viagra. What do you think?

  • If HMOs are made to cover birth control, what's next–diphtheria vaccinations?

    William Ormond
    Lawyer

  • If HMOs refuse to pay for birth control, they should at least make up for it by performing as many unnecessary Caesarian sections as possible.

    Lonnie Samms
    Graphic Designer

  • My HMO didn't cover birth control. Now they cover Brianna, Michael, Ashley, Renee, Devon and Jasmine.

    Samantha Eccles
    Cashier

  • That's okay if HMOs won't pay for birth control: Sheila says it totally makes you pork out.

    Alicia Donegan
    Student

  • HMOs should stop paying for cancer treatment, as well. That just encourages people to get cancer.

    Chris Reiner
    Personal Trainer

  • Birth control should not be covered because it's a lifestyle choice. Viagra, on the other hand, saves lives.

    Benjamin Schell
    Math Teacher

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