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Hollywood's Slicked-Backed-Hair Men

  • Patrick Bateman, psycho, American Psycho
  • Gordon Gekko, greedy businessman, Wallstreet
  • Dracula, blood-sucking vampire
  • Agent Smith, digital asshole, The Matrix
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Migrating Whooping Cranes Stall In Alabama

“Well, Alabama does seem to be a place where creatures with some ostensible direction tend to get mired.”

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