American Voices

Honeybees Dying Mysteriously

March 7, 2007 | ISSUE 44•27 ISSUE 43•10

American honeybees are being wiped out in record numbers by a mysterious illness. What do you think?

  • Oh, no–I only have one five-pound jar of honey left! That won't last me more than 25, maybe 30 years!

    Maureen Pauls
    Enameler

  • Fortunately, I've always used swarms of cockroaches to pollinate my rose blossoms, so I'm safe...for now.

    Jesse Carver
    Gardener

  • Bees are dying off? Anaphlactastic!

    Jerome Day
    Lathe Operator

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