Hopes For 2006
0What are your biggest hopes for 2006?
“A pair of novelty 2006 spectacles. At first, anyway.”
Nick Del Mar –
Waiter“I just want to stay on that bull for eight seconds. Eight goddamn seconds. Is that too much to ask?”
Jim Sclavanous –
Package Delivery Man“Settle down, man. We're not even sure if Congress is going to approve funding for 2006 yet.”
Nicholas Knox –
Chemist“I hope they come out with a third, better Hilton sister.”
Miriam Bateman –
Tax Preparer“I just want to spend quality time watching my baby grow up. Of course, I guess I'd have to impregnate some sort of woman first”
William Linna –
Career Counselor“Next year? But...but I only just finished this one! When may I finally rest?”
Kate Alexander –
Produce Manager
