Horoscope for the week of March 24, 1999
Aries At long last, you finally achieve total domination of the woodwind section of the Berlin Philharmonic.Taurus Don't worry: There's nothing wrong with your outlook, career plans or enormous set of antlers.Gemini All your deepest hopes and dreams will finally come true this week for someone other than yourself.Cancer Long airplane, car or boat trips may signal travel for adventurous Cancer this week.Leo This would be a bad time to discontinue your practice of firing several warning shots through every closed door you encounter.Virgo This is your time: Stop even pretending to be the selfless, giving person everyone knows you’re not.Libra Fortune passes everywhere this week. However, it passes you so quickly that you may be badly hurt.Scorpio It would be best if you didn't leave the house this week. Candice Bergen is still out there, and she has a long, long memory.Sagittarius The stars have seen you gazing up at them, and they now answer your unspoken question: Yes, they are real.Capricorn Contrary to the predictions of several experts, you will actually find it rather simple to breed in captivity.Aquarius Take time out to consider your own mortality this week, but be sure to do it before your Friday-morning train ride.Pisces This is an illusion. Make good use of your time, Buddy Boy.
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