• Aries I gotta tell you, if that damn mutt takes another leak on the couch, I'm gonna kill the thing with my bare hands!
  • Taurus That dog is so stupid, I swear it's gotta be the stupidest animal I've ever known.
  • Gemini Will you please shut that damn dog up? That damn mangy thing is driving me batty. Enough with the barking already!
  • Cancer I'll kick you outta this damn house with the dog! How would you like that, you miserable little snot-nosed punk?
  • Leo Don't tell me that I scared the goddamn dog. I'm not going to let some goddamn dog tell me how to run my life!
  • Virgo C'mere, you goddamn dog! Come here right now, you frickin' dog! You damn dog
  • Libra This house ain't big enough for me and that damn lousy dog.
  • Scorpio That damn dog! Oooh, that damn dog! Oooh!
  • Sagittarius I'll kill that dog, it's got me so upset. I don't think I've ever been so damn mad as I am right now at that stupid dog.
  • Capricorn Knock over my ficus plant, will you, dog? Get that damn dog outta my house!
  • Aquarius I'm asking you, who wanted the damn dog in the first place? It wasn't me! I hate you and that stinking dog!
  • Pisces @#!! That dog! Oooh! @#*!!!