American Voices

Hostess Files For Bankruptcy

January 12, 2012 | ISSUE 48•02

Hostess, the manufacturer of such American food staples as Wonder Bread, the Twinkie, and the Ding Dong, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. What do you think?

  • I'm certainly not surprised. Look at the rising cost of Polyoxyethylene sorbitan monostearate.

    Gretchen Hazelmyer
    Leak Hunter

  • I've said it before, and I'll say it again: They need to start spelling Sno Ball correctly. It stopped being cute a long time ago.

    Gordon Anglim
    Bottom Wheeler

  • Are you happy now, Michael Pollan? Oh, that's right, it's corn you're pissed off about.

    Connor Mac
    Unemployed

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