Mike: Mike has been hot every year since 2009, and guess what? Mike’s still hot.

Max: Pretty much the hottest boy in school except Joey.

Joey: Hot, like so hot he’s hotter than Max, even.

Connor: Ohmygod.

Matthew: LOL!!! Omg so mean, he can’t help it.

Jake: Now that Jake is on the baseball team he is pretty hot.

Unknown: That boy we saw at the mall who was so hot.

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Davie: Davie Trahan is so freaking hot, so it’s easy to forget he shit himself in Mr. Gove’s gym class back in second grade.

Albert: But he’s already dating Alessandra so keep this to yourself.

Ethan: Who is that again? Oh yeah, he’s cute.