American Voices

Hotels.com Information Stolen

June 13, 2006 | ISSUE 42•23

A laptop containing sensitive information about Hotels.com customers was recently stolen from an Ernst and Young employee's car. What do you think?

  • Great, now everyone at work will know about my thing for amenities.

    Doodles McKennan
    Costume Designer

  • Dogs, toddlers, laptops with credit-card information—this list of things not to leave locked in a car on a hot day just keeps getting longer and longer.

    Tina Garland
    Lens Grinder

  • Forget the confidential client information. Have you ever seen so much Rick Astley on a single iTunes collection?

    Chris Benning
    Receptionist

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