American Voices

Human Cloning

February 18, 2004 | ISSUE 40•07

South Korean scientists successfully cloned a human embryo, a procedure some feel is unethical. What do you think?

  • I applaud this scientific breakthrough, as long as they don't use it to clone more Hitlers. Maybe one Pol Pot, if they absolutely have to, but no Hitlers.

    Fred Watson
    Systems
    Analyst

  • No thanks. I prefer the kind of stem cells you produce from getting laid.

    Nicole Henderson
    Registered Nurse

  • I just told my 3-year-old that babies come from cabbage patches. How the hell am I going to explain this?

    Billy Cook
    Social Worker

  • So a future in which I can clone myself, hunt myself down for sport, and then claim it wasn't murder because it was only me that I killed is just around the corner?

    Justin Barnes
    Bartender

  • Finally, someone invented a way to make more Asians.

    Harold Price
    Music Director

  • This has limitless scientific possibilities, which means one thing: We must keep Christians from finding out about it.

    Rose Coleman
    Window Trimmer

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