American Voices

Human Evolution Accelerating

December 17, 2007 | ISSUE 43•51

According to a study published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, rapid population growth is accelerating the evolutionary process. What do you think?

  • Did my wife put you up to this? I told her I want to stop at two.

    Alexander Schneider
    Soda Delivery Person

  • I'm no genius, but clearly this means the more babies I father, the faster I'll be able to fly.

    Anna Holsenbeck
    Package Sorter

  • Ah, this whole cock and bull theory will blow over in 10,000 years.

    Kevin Benaim
    Chaplain

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